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The Daltaí Boards » Archive: 2005- » 2009 (January- February) » Archive through January 11, 2009 » Scéal grinn « Previous Next »

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Harp
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Username: Harp

Post Number: 5
Registered: 02-2006
Posted on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 02:59 pm:   Small TextLarge TextEdit Post Print Post

Chuaigh Albanach isteach sa leabharlann i nGlaschú agus d’fhiafraigh sé de bhean stolpánta a bhí ina leabharlannaí inti: “A thaisce…an bhfuil leabhar ar bith agat a bhaineann le féinmharú?”

Rinne leabharlannaí leathdhúnadh ar a súile os cúl a spéaclaí sróine aici agus dúirt sí:
“Fook off! Ní chuirfidh tú an leabhar seo ar ais ina áit!”

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Smac_muirí
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Username: Smac_muirí

Post Number: 237
Registered: 06-2008
Posted on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 03:05 pm:   Small TextLarge TextEdit Post Print Post

GRMA a Chruit, ach reiceadh an ceann céanna le gairid linn abhus cheana. Níor Albannach a bhí i gceist.

Crua go leor agus oiread san daoine ag cailleadh misnigh ar na saolta so.

As oirthear Thír Chonaill thú nó as Glaschú in Albain thú?

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Harp
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Post Number: 6
Registered: 02-2006
Posted on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 03:25 pm:   Small TextLarge TextEdit Post Print Post

Irving went to his rabbi and said,"My wife is trying to poisin me!"

The rabbi said to Irving, "to/ig go bog e/!...I'll talk to your wife!"
A week later the rabbi called Irving and said,"I talked to your wife for three hours!"

"What do you think?' asked Irving
The rabbi said "Take the poisin!"



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