Alright, I'm not sure how many people know this spoof song, but it's absolutely hilarious. I've only ever heard it being sung in Ireland and when I play what I know of it myself on the guitar it gets roars of laughter!

If anyone knows the full lyrics I'd be extremely grateful. It goes to the tune of Magic Moments by Perry Como, and below is what I know of it:

Remember the night you stepped in the shite
With your brand new shoes on?
They were the ones that you bought
With the Embassy coupons.

Magic moments etc...

You lay on the grass, I tickled your ass
For hours and hours,
And just for a lark we went to the park
And pissed on the flowers.

Magic moments etc...

I'll never forget the smell of the sweat
From under your armpits...

Please please someone help me out if they can!!

very amusing i'm sure but what does it have to do with this site?

I know I know, pretty random - but it's an Irish boards, I thought by some chance someone would know it. Ah well :) I'll keep trying elsewhere, go raibh maith agaibh.